Vesel in Dispute - Aladdin's Lamp

Reader:

Vessels in Dispute:     

From what can be garnered  by   those wise in the matter of archaeology, the vessel   (above) is said to be a 6^th   century clay urn from Cetona, designed to hold ashes after cremation.      

Four    curious winged   creatures on the shoulders of  the urn probably functioned as guardians of the  dead.    

I am  here to set the record straight.  The jar under discussion is actually a prototype created by Shahrazad or better   known Sienna  (her  real name).

The Truth is Encoded in the original translation of

One Thousand and One Nights.

Asemic Vessel - from where all secret language flows.

In 1942, two farmers in Mildenhall, Suffolk unearthed a collection of metal objects whose origins and value they did not recognize.  Left in a barn until 1946 after the war, the “Mildenhall treasure as it became known was hailed the most outstanding collection of Roman bronze and silverware found anywhere in the late Roman world.  The most outstanding piece was named the  Great Dish – or Neptune dish as his head is at its center.  That’s the official story.  

The real story is that this is the Bhubezi Vessel from where all secret language flows.  The mythical creatures which border the dish animate every 50 years after cogitating the Bridge Problem.  Their solutions form mythical asemic symbols which find their way to  appointed owners via the medium of Between.   The traveller has found 5 so far at the Doors.  She needs another 13 in order to unlock the codes on the Phaistos Disk.

The common knowledge versions on that artifact are incorrect too.